What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?